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karadin:

when they tell their kids how they met

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 5,353 notes

idkhumor:

when you pass a test you for sure thought you failedimage

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,019 notes

haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

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what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 9,516 notes

bookwormofcamelot:

phan—tastical:

these people though

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 12,244 notes

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 146,872 notes
ses-pures-couleurs:

home-of-many-muses:

betaluck:

mirielstome:

stridershead:

this is comedy fucking gold you assholes

YOU LITTLE SHIT

Tack the city of townsville???????????

Attack on the city of townsville!

IS UNDER A TACK
UNDER ATTACK
UNDER A TACK

ses-pures-couleurs:

home-of-many-muses:

betaluck:

mirielstome:

stridershead:

this is comedy fucking gold you assholes

YOU LITTLE SHIT

Tack the city of townsville???????????

Attack on the city of townsville!

IS UNDER A TACK

UNDER ATTACK

UNDER A TACK

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 55,007 notes

theladymonsters:

likeateapotinthesky:

thehomosexualunit:

WHAT IF

they’d have all died.

  

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 35,928 notes

shslequius:

pandaneo:

themadkingrules:

betterbemeta:

slackeremeritus:

ghostalebrije:

theblondebitch:

London Comic Con October 2013 

Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG

COWBOY ASSASSIN THO

SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO

OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different

not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety. 

And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.

THE VICTORIAN ASSASSIN THOUGH

Is it bad that I think its awesome that a good number of these assassins are female, like…DAMN!!!!

never ever ever will that be bad

the ladies are equally dangerous and should not be counted out nor excluded

assassins are not sexist yo

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 198,675 notes

beyond-the-bifrost:

blackwidov:

sometimes i forget that the marvel universe is actually fictional

#don’t listen to the lies  (x)

13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 62,254 notes

t0nystarkhasaheart:

natashabartons:

peggypotts:

Chris Evans and Stan Lee on the set of The Avengers

#this makes me really sad #because if you ignore the wiring and all the cameras and such #it looks like steve was just at that cafe #and he just happened to encounter one of his old friends from before #and at first he doesn’t recognize him because the man is short and wrinkled and old #but then he looks into his eyes #and they’re a little more worn and a little more sad #but he knows those eyes #and he remembers the laughter that used to play in those eyes #and when the man recognizes him #at first it’s awkward and uncomfortable #because how do you tell what would be an old friend that you’re just like you were when he last saw you #seventy years ago #but then he just gives you this small grin #and he’s got that same laughter in his eyes #and he says ‘long time no see huh rogers’ #and then for just a couple of minutes they’re laughing and talking as if nothing ever happened #as if seventy years hadn’t happened #and in the back of his head steve knows that it’s not the same and that it should be weird #but just for a few minutes#he lets himself forget #lets himself pretend #and just for a few minutes #the future isn’t so bad

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anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER
13 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 12,123 notes

numenorss:

shanology:

cockedtail:

i need more tony stark facing his anxiety

more clint barton with his hearing aid

more bruce banner growing and dealing

more natasha romanoff accepting her new family

more sam wilson dealing with his own past

more bucky barnes becoming bucky again

Basically we want Avengers: The Therapy Sessions

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14 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 22,205 notes

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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14 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 213,277 notes

inufan330:

When people on the internet cosplay

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When I cosplay

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14 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 32,243 notes