"Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven’t got a godfather!"
"Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though… keep up with my news… check if I’m happy…"
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And Joseph her husband, being a righteous man and not wanting to disgrace her, planned to send her away secretly. But when he had considered this, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream, saying,
Never hit REBLOG so fast
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
Theory: Every year Balthazar infiltrates the Academy and forces them to pick someone else over Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s still mad about The Titanic.
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
the guy banging his head tho
PLEASE CAN WE MAKE GABRIEL’S RETURN THE MUSICAL EPISODE LIKE HE PUTS A CHARM ON SAM DEAN AND CAS SO THEY CAN ONLY SPEAK IN SONG AND HAVE RANDOM MUSICAL NUMBERS THROUGHOUT THE EPISODE WITH THE MONSTERS/GHOSTS BEING BACKUP DANCERS LIKE IN SCOOBY DOO THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
OMG THAT’S SO SCARY
I thought HE was going to be the one to hurt her
plot twist man
I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.